It’s Barbie month.
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar
also what the hell are kits then
babies. duh
Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,
yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through
And what the h*ck is the medicine cat
you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate
wait. what are cats then
…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on
do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting
i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it
the fuck is a warrior cat
someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned
it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears
ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?
it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?
wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?
i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed
I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives
neither should tigerstar but guess what
Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?
it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is
hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is
what are two legs considered?
youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im
probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners
rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer
what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??
thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE
why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats
tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
- May 2021
- January 2022
- October 2022
- April 2023
- July 2023
- June 2024
- February 2025
- March 2025
- November 2025
- August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!
happy Thursday the 20th guys
Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame
IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH